a place of writing and nonsense

threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.

cunt-age:

girlofmanycolors:

Cereal Killers by Joe Simko

THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER ARE THE EVIL DEAD AND SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

ask-hazy:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

ask-hazy:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

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John Williams - Duel Of The Fates
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fuckyeah1990s:

Duel of the Fates - Star Wars Episode I : The Phantom Menace (1999)

Composed by John Williams

Re: Swearing in America We don't have the most variation in our swearing, whereas a lot of other languages have swears that capture more levels of intensity that just doesn't translate. The interesting thing about "fuck" though is it is just so flexible (in american dialects). You can use it as nearly every part of speech. As a result, however, we don't use much else. As a reader from America, the use of swears in American Gods sounded very natural to me. -A linguistics major

neil-gaiman:

kaerya:

neil-gaiman:

I agree. The glory of fuck is all the things you can do with it and all the things it can do. It’s an unbefuckinglievably useful swear word (used just there as an expletive infixation). 

Except that “unbefuckinglievably” is actually is actually a really unusual form of that particular infix—to such an extent, that most English speakers would think it was wrong if they heard it said out loud.  The version usually heard is “unfuckingbelievably.”  There are a bunch of theories why this is (morpheme boundaries, prosody, stress patterns), but whatever rule it follows does seem to actually be pretty strict.

Seriously.  Say the first out loud.  It just doesn’t work.

Well, lots of people use it. Here are the Wiktionary citations for Unbefuckinglievable and its variants. 

Fuck, I love the internet sometimes. Goodnight.

miss-nerdgasmz:

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

#captains log stardate 92405.78 today i destroyed this fuckin weeb nerd; (via kaijuno)

yourfavoriterapscallion:

"Bullshit, Applejack."

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hans Moleman as Bart Simpson

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hans Moleman as Bart Simpson

i saw you get spaced

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,
Maggie is Pikachu from PokemonLisa is Mikasa from SNKBart is Naruto from NarutoHomer is Zoro from One PieceMarge is Rangiku from BleachWho is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away